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Ghostwriting while house-sitting: it can be done. When I lie I like to keep a few rationalizations handy. There is a long literary tradition—from Monte Cristo to Sweet Valley High—of deception and reinvention. Resurrect killed darlings and let them run wild in the purple fields. But what planted these fears? Real writing requires buckets of blood, but you can pretty much ghost an entire memoir with a shaving nick.

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Serenity. Age: 25.
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Of course, as soon as I became conscious of the unusual efficiency of my behavior, my brain was forced to resume its usual course of professional sabotage and I spent the next few minutes staring at a gourd.

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Liana. Age: 28.
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But for a string of rainy afternoons last week I was simultaneously house-sitting and ghostwriting. My chest goes concave and I feel a shadow self mostly an amalgamation of social-media profiles, personal financial information, and shameful secrets emerge, vulnerable to any interested party with sufficient aim and suction. But a house sitter is only a scarecrow, a ghostwriter, a freelance Cyrano. In the glum shadow of a recent benchmark birthday, I conducted a wincing self-examination and took stock of a few seemingly permanent shortcomings, pitfalls, and phobias.

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